More Laws of Life

11. The Coffee Law -
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you 
to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

12. Murphy's Law of Lockers -
If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent 
lockers.

13. Law of Physical Surfaces -
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor 
are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.

14. Law of Logical Argument -
Anything is possible IF you don't know what you are talking about.

15. Law of Physical Appearance -
If the clothes fit, they're ugly.

16. Law of Public Speaking --
A CLOSED MOUTH GATHERS NO FEET!

17. Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy -
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop 
making it OR the store will stop selling it!

18. Doctors' Law -
If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the 
time you get there, you'll feel better. But don't make an appointment 
and you'll stay sick.