Thought you might enjoy some of the following puns. They made me smile, and I hope you smile too.
Thanks to the Rotary Club of Galston for sharing these in their Galston Weekly Bulletin, Vol 36, No. 17.
I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic. Now it’s syncing.
When chemists die, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst kind.
I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can’t put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a type-O.
I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
