I hope you enjoyed these last time, because I have some more puns for you.
Again, thanks to the Rotary Club of Galston.

  • Broken pencils are really pointless.

  • I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

  • What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? The saurus.

  • England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

  • I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

  • I dropped out of Communism class because of lousy Marx.

  • have nothing to go on.All the toilets in the local police station have been stolen. The police 

  • I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

  • Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

  • A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.

  • Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
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Velcro. What a rip off!
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