I hope you enjoyed these last time, because I have some more puns for you.
Again, thanks to the Rotary Club of Galston.
Broken pencils are really pointless.
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? The saurus.
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
I dropped out of Communism class because of lousy Marx.
have nothing to go on.All the toilets in the local police station have been stolen. The police
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.
A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
Velcro. What a rip off!